you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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