so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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