sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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