i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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