she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
