Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
handjob tips. give me some.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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