she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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