I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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