I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.