8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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