I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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