I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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