I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous