from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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