brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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