Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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