so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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