It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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