how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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