Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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