Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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