Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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