hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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