why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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