Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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