Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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