did you get engaged???
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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