Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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