I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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