as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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