the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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