btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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