as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.