Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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