At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Two words: blizzard sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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