he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
