No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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