we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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two words...techno handjob
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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