Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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