dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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