I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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