Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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