he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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