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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Oh Jesus.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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