There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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