margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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