what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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