Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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