Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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