..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
