We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do vagina's smell?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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