I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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