i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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