are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
